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Did you know that armadillos can hold their breath for four to six minutes at a time? That means while armadillos are microwaving their lunch they can put their head in the sink for six minutes, and when they come back the lunch will be ready to eat. How facinating.

It is incredible how bold they are to leave their head in the sink, and I will emphasize how bold they are by adding italics.

Here are a few good reasons why armadillos might put their head in the sink:

  • They got rejected by their first love and want to see if their first love is in the sink.
  • There is cocaine in the sink.