{"id":259,"date":"2019-08-15T14:02:31","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/?p=259"},"modified":"2019-08-15T14:35:15","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:35:15","slug":"how-to-become-an-instapoet-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/2019\/08\/15\/how-to-become-an-instapoet-part-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Become an Instapoet: Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Step 3: Create Content<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now it&#8217;s time to get really creative(kinda). What you&#8217;re gonna do is have a conversation with someone about the trauma that social media has caused you. Nice deep talk about how unfair what happened to you was. Feel better? I&#8217;m sure you do, after all, it was only a college assignment and you&#8217;ve already passed that class so you&#8217;re okay. Now, get a pen and paper and write down whatever lines you can remember from the conversation. Make them depressing, people love that. Then, pick a trendy font (I recommend Helvetica, Arial, or Futura) and type out those lines on a plain background. Make sure all of your text is lowercase, that&#8217;s how the cool kids are doing it these days. If the finished product looks too plain to you, add an illustration in the opposite corner. You don&#8217;t have to be good, just claim it as part of your &#8220;aesthetic&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/rupiballoon-2-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/rupiballoon-2-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/rupiballoon-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/rupiballoon-2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/rupiballoon-2-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 3: Create Content Now it&#8217;s time to get really creative(kinda). What you&#8217;re gonna do is have a conversation with someone about the trauma that social media has caused you. Nice deep talk about how unfair what happened to you was. Feel better? I&#8217;m sure you do, after all, it was only a college assignment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7855,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-engl103"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7855"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}