{"id":260,"date":"2019-08-15T14:01:39","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/?p=260"},"modified":"2019-08-15T14:35:09","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:35:09","slug":"how-to-become-an-instapoet-part-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/2019\/08\/15\/how-to-become-an-instapoet-part-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Become an Instapoet: Part III"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Step 4: Branding<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that you&#8217;ve established yourself as a victim AND a poet, it&#8217;s time to widen your audience and make some money off of these fools. Your Instagram profile definitely needs some spice if you&#8217;re reading this lame blog. You need to pick a colour scheme and base all of your future posts off of it, it&#8217;ll look nicer this way.  Hire a photographer, makeup artist, stylist, whatever you need to stock up on amazing photos of yourself while you still look young(er than what you&#8217;ll look like in a few years. It&#8217;s all downhill from here looks-wise). Follow your preferred colour scheme when editing the photos. Make sure you post a picture of yourself after each poem so that people know how pretty you are. Now you can stay young and beautiful forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/564x\/e5\/2d\/d1\/e52dd1eaad605084eadf8036485b0add.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/eportfolios.capilanou.ca\/marinasubach\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7904\/2019\/08\/Screen-Shot-2019-08-15-at-2.07.57-PM.png 1524w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Step 5: Get Filthy Rich and Famous<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;ve done all the previous steps successfully, you should have about 1 million followers within a year. Now you can collect all the poems you&#8217;ve posted, put them all together in a book, and publish it. Congratulations! You are now very popular and rich.   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. This post is a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.P.S. If you do get rich following my advice, I&#8217;d like 49% of your earnings. Thanks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CREDITS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nickiswift.com\/3418\/stars-whose-careers-launched-viral-fame\/\">https:\/\/www.nickiswift.com\/3418\/stars-whose-careers-launched-viral-fame\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeednews.com\/article\/chiaragiovanni\/the-problem-with-rupi-kaurs-poetry#.fybdjvmPk\">https:\/\/www.buzzfeednews.com\/article\/chiaragiovanni\/the-problem-with-rupi-kaurs-poetry#.fybdjvmPk<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/rupikaur_\/\">https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/rupikaur_\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-wordpress wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-rolling-stone\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/culture\/culture-features\/meet-rupi-kaur-queen-of-the-instapoets-129262\/\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 4: Branding Now that you&#8217;ve established yourself as a victim AND a poet, it&#8217;s time to widen your audience and make some money off of these fools. Your Instagram profile definitely needs some spice if you&#8217;re reading this lame blog. 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